Soup Sleuth Gifts

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

'Waiter, there are no vowels in my alphabet soup!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'