Soup Detective Gifts

"Are those noodles?"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What's the insect de jour?

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'