Soup Adventurer Gifts

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Fish hunting for men.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Cruise.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"