Soup Adventurer Pillows

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Fish hunting for men.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Cruise.

"That's my boy!"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"