Soup Seeker Gifts

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"Is there soup on this menu?"

Fortune teller in restaurant says to waiter: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow, please.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Bottomless bowl of soup

What's the insect de jour?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'