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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

And I woulda got away with it, too, if that @#&* cop hadn't defrosted the soup!

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

'Waiter, there are no vowels in my alphabet soup!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'