Secret Sauce Sleuth T-Shirts

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

$1: Family Secrets

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Hiding the salt mill

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

The first six ingredients in this cereal are sugar!

'No, everyone should not get a third!'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'