Secret Recipe Sleuth T-Shirts

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Cheese Secret

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Horse meat scandal.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'How much for the recipe?'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'