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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Secret Family Recipes

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Mother made everything from scratch.

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

ALPHABET SOUP, Now with more vowels.

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"All my recipes are secret recipes now. I can't remember any of them."

'Instead of 'shortening', shouldn't that oil be called 'fattening'?'

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

'How much for the recipe?'

"It's exactly how Jamie Oliver would make it if he couldn't afford half the ingredients either!"

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'