Secret Recipe Sharer T-Shirts

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Men's cooking'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

The Inexperienced Cook

Seminal moments in Chicken History

Cheese Secret

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

She found baking helped enormously.

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"