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"The boss hates our proposal, but on a positive note, he gave me a Facebook 'like' on my cheesy pesto bread!"

Come dine with me!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Men's cooking'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

The Inexperienced Cook

Cook in the cookery section.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

She found baking helped enormously.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'

Emeril Lagasse

Chef