Recipe Hacker T-Shirts

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baker Romance

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

In the DNA Kitchen

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Blog Breakdown

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Paul Bocuse caricature

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Chef makes a cook book.

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

Not a Creature was Stirring

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"