Kitchen Hacker T-Shirts

'A hacker broke into our home computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized all of my recipes.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Wallpapering with Nails

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Gimme all your cache!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Wikileaks

Cyberwarfare

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'