Appliance Hackers T-Shirts

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Gadget geek.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Never marry an engineer."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Proof of Being Human

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Wikileaks

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Cyberwarfare

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Tuppermalware

Changing the Lightbulb.

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

What security flaw?

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"