Recipe Hacker Pillows

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baker Romance

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

In the DNA Kitchen

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Blog Breakdown

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Compliments to the chef - "Thank you very much, but all I did was follow the directions in the cookbook."

'I've relaxed, put my feet up - Now, where's that good book you promised me?'

Chef makes a cook book.

Not a Creature was Stirring

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'