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In the DNA Kitchen

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Baker Romance

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Men's cooking'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Cook in the cookery section.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".