Recipe Scribe T-Shirts

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Meet the scribe"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I've got writer's block."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Baker Romance

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Spell checker!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

In the DNA Kitchen

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Vegetable Cook

'Men's cooking'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Well la de da. . .

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.