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'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

In the DNA Kitchen

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I think we could work very well together."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Not a Creature was Stirring

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

Tasty and Healthy Food

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

Self-Raising Flour

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

A man irons one of his pant legs.

"It goes so much faster with this."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"Mmmmm, harissa dusted haricot vert. That sounds much more interesting than green beans with pepper powder."

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.