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"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"I think we could work very well together."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

'It needs more dirt.'

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

This is the shortcut!

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

"It goes so much faster with this."

A man irons one of his pant legs.

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"

"I was typing fast and hit several random keys at the same time. It created that."