Shortcut Chef Pillows

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I think we could work very well together."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

'It needs more dirt.'

Small Business Advisor - Sports Training in the Restaurant Business.

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

This is the shortcut!

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

"It goes so much faster with this."

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

A man irons one of his pant legs.

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"I was typing fast and hit several random keys at the same time. It created that."

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

'Can't you read?'