Shortcut Superhero T-Shirts

"I was typing fast and hit several random keys at the same time. It created that."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The Amazing Man-Spider

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Keyworker

"You've changed."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'