Recipe Researcher T-Shirts

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'How much for the recipe?'

Home brewing.

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

Come dine with me!

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

In the DNA Kitchen

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

The Inexperienced Cook

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."