Recipe Researcher T-Shirts

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'How much for the recipe?'

Home brewing.

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

Come dine with me!

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

In the DNA Kitchen

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Men's cooking'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

The Inexperienced Cook

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"First you make a roux."