"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."
Recipe Scribe Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who loves sharing their kitchen adventures? Our collection for the recipe scribe is packed with fun, quirky items that bring their cooking stories to life. Whether they’re a home chef, food blogger, or simply passionate about recipes, these products add a dash of personality to their culinary space, making every cooking session more enjoyable.
Come dine with me!
A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
"Meet the scribe"
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'
"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
"I've got writer's block."
"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."
How to Deal With Leftover Turkey
"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
Baker Romance
'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'
'Spell checker!'
"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."
Quills - Sizes 1-9
In the DNA Kitchen
"Did you remove the bay leaf?"
"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"
How to correctly estimate cooking time
"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."
Vegetable Cook
'Men's cooking'
"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."
Well la de da. . .
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'
Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.
Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.
I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.
Recipe Scribe Gifts Collection
Recipe Scribe Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the recipe scribe—bring humor and personality to your kitchen routine.
Recipe Scribe Pillows
Add some charm to your décor with pillows designed for the recipe scribe—comfort and humor in kitchen-inspired style.
Recipe Scribe Prints
Decorate your space with prints celebrating the recipe scribe—artful reminders of their culinary passion.
Recipe Scribe T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts perfect for the recipe scribe—wear your passion for food storytelling with pride.