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"Here's that recipe you wanted."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

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A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Secret Family Recipes

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

ALPHABET SOUP, Now with more vowels.

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

'How much for the recipe?'

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"It's from the NSA. They've accidentally deleted that risotto recipe. Can you send it again?"

'I won't discuss the secret sauce...'