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'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Cheese Secret

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Secret Family Recipes

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

ALPHABET SOUP, Now with more vowels.

"It's exactly how Jamie Oliver would make it if he couldn't afford half the ingredients either!"

'How much for the recipe?'

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

Sisyphus still scrolling to find the recipe

"It's from the NSA. They've accidentally deleted that risotto recipe. Can you send it again?"

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.