Recipe Wizard T-Shirts

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Self-Raising Flour

Raymond Blanc

Not a Creature was Stirring

Tasty and Healthy Food

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Cake Friday!

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Baker Romance

"I just need help getting the pit out."

In the DNA Kitchen

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Witch's Brew.

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

The Perfect Foil

'Cooking'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

The Inexperienced Cook

Cookery Lesson.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"First you make a roux."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"