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'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

Dug regretted getting a job at the kebab factory.

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Honest Vending

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Cheese Secret

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Two men converse secretively

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'