Secret Ingredient Sleuth Mugs

Dug regretted getting a job at the kebab factory.

$1: Family Secrets

Honest Vending

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Cheese Secret

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Two men converse secretively

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."