Secret Ingredient Seekers Mugs

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

Toadstools

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Diet considerations.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Cheese Secret

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Secret Family Recipes

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."