Secret Recipe Sleuth Gifts

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Cheese Secret

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Horse meat scandal.

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

'If you're asking me, I'd recommend the perfect peppered steak from the resturant next door!'

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

'How much for the recipe?'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'