Secret Recipe Lover Gifts

'...and we add a couple of drops of our secret, habit-forming ingredient to each order.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Cheese Secret

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

'I'll tell you my secret peanut butter recipe, but please don't spread it.'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

'How much for the recipe?'

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

"Mmmmm, harissa dusted haricot vert. That sounds much more interesting than green beans with pepper powder."

Health care success #3

"It's from the NSA. They've accidentally deleted that risotto recipe. Can you send it again?"