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"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

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Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

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'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

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"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

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"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"