Soup Strategist Gifts

A king watches a hand with spoon rising from a bowl of soup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'