Soup Strategist Prints

A king watches a hand with spoon rising from a bowl of soup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What's the insect de jour?

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'