Sauce Strategist Gifts

Mayo-A-Mayo

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Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Tartar sauce.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."