Sauce Strategist Pillows

Mayo-A-Mayo

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Tartar sauce.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Bored Baker

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."