Sweet And Savory Strategist Pillows

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Bored Baker

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."