Sweet Tooth Strategists Pillows

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'Do you want a biscuit?' - 'No, I'm not hungry.' - 'Okay.' - 'Thanks.' - 'Let's try that again, shall we?' - 'Eh?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Mouse with a cat cake.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Bear at a vending machine

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'