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"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'Do you want a biscuit?' - 'No, I'm not hungry.' - 'Okay.' - 'Thanks.' - 'Let's try that again, shall we?' - 'Eh?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Bear at a vending machine

Mouse with a cat cake.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'