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'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

"Am I still hungry or am I just eating this because it's still there?"

'Hmmm, ethically sourced or chocolate sauced?'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'How are we ever going to buy a home of our own if you spend all your pocket money on sweets?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Can't you do something with that besides caramelize your creme brulee?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

What do you suggest for someone on a diet who wants to leave room for dessert?

Chocolate Weight Watcher.

'Because she lets me put chocolate syrup on them. That's why I never complain about eating my vegetables at Grandma's.'

'I'll see you two truffles... and raise you four nut-clusters!'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'I like your product, but I'm not sure if I like you, but I'm prepared to offer you the full money, but I'm going to want in return extra raspberry sauce'

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

"The sales figures are now in and I would like Tom to chew over them this weekend."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Chez Nous Menu

"Ninja bread men"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Little league world series of poker.

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

To do before Saturday...

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.