'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'
Sweet Tooth Strategizer T-Shirts
Jazz up their wardrobe with T-shirts that showcase their love for sweets and strategic thinking. Fun, clever, and comfortable—these shirts are perfect for those who like their humor with a touch of sweetness.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
Any time is cake o'clock
"Ninja bread men"
Revenge of the Jelly Mother.
Our visit to the flan factory.
His Her Cakes
Ice Cream Dreams.
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.
'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.
Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"
The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker
"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."
"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."
All-Candy Seder.
'What kind of filling would you like?'
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'
'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'
'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'
"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"
"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."
Mouse with a cat cake.
Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special
'Therapy?'
Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.
Extra Rich Cream Cakes
"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"
A Sweet Christmas Connection
"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."
The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.
'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'
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Sweet Tooth Strategizer Mugs
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Sweet Tooth Strategizer Pillows
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Sweet Tooth Strategizer Prints
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