Sweet Tooth Strategizer Prints

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

A Sweet Christmas Connection