Sweet Tooth Seeker Prints

Halloween Food Pyramid,

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

"Ok, now...find your center."

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."

Well, there's a sure sign of an economic downturn - Cheap Candy!

'How about some ice cream of wheat...hold the wheat?'

Ice Cream Flavors

Buddha's hairstyle creates cravings in a disciple

"New size, less sugar - but still the same great taste!"

'You want an ultra-sweet, kosher wine to serve with dinner? What's the main course, popsicles?'

"Trick or treat!"

"We don't have any suspects yet in the theft of the freshly-baked blueberry pie from your kitchen windowsill, Mrs. Adams, but we have managed to establish one thing...a motive."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"No, he's not a gelato man - he's just a regular ice cream man."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"You can have anything you want after you've eaten from the fruit and vegetable house down the road!"

'We've just moved next door - Got any sweets?'

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'Randy, you fool! Don't lick that filthy thin. ... The 'sweet spot' on your driver is just a figure of speech.'

Tokin' in the 1960s & Now

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Ice cream, watch for cavities.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Bakery. $15 ea. They're expensive because they make you psychic. We call them "eclairvoyants"!

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock