Sweet Tooth Enthusiast Prints

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

'According to this blood work, you're 80% cake.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Acupuncture is REALLY helping to control my appetite.'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"Well? Have I hit it yet?"

'I thought we were going halves.'

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

There are extenuating circustances when you consider that the apple was covered in dark chocolate and rolled in macadamia nuts....I'm only human.'

'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'

'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'

'I'd sacrifice anything for better checkups...except ice cream, candy and cookies.'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Introductory Police Training

'Well, he's lost a lot of candy but we've managed to stabilize him.'

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

Meals on Wheels.

"I thought you weren't going to eat chocolate."

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

'Frankly, Mr. Reid, you should've expected to break a tooth on something called rocky road.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'I'm fed up with being too full for dessert, so trot out the goodies cart FIRST!'

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

'Therapy?'

'Is there something you could give me to keep me from getting dunked?'