Sweet Tooth Enthusiast Mugs

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

'According to this blood work, you're 80% cake.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'I thought we were going halves.'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'Acupuncture is REALLY helping to control my appetite.'

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'

There are extenuating circustances when you consider that the apple was covered in dark chocolate and rolled in macadamia nuts....I'm only human.'

'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'

'Frankly, Mr. Reid, you should've expected to break a tooth on something called rocky road.'

'Well, he's lost a lot of candy but we've managed to stabilize him.'

"I thought you weren't going to eat chocolate."

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

'I'd sacrifice anything for better checkups...except ice cream, candy and cookies.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Meals on Wheels.

'Mom's on a diet, so we might as well get the kind we like.'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

'I'll have the diet special followed by a triple helping of chocolate sponge cake.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

"Another cavity-free visit for Timmy. Have a candy...take the whole box!"

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'Hello Judith, how is your diet going...'

"The big bucket of candy only helps morale if it is passed around."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Join me in a Gelato!'

"The last thing I said was 'These brownies are to die for'."

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'