Chocoholic Strategist Prints

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Valentines Day truck

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

The JANE FONDU workout

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Bit coin.

Confectionery: All Chocolate Bars At Least 20% Smaller Than When You Were A Kid.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."