Sweet Treat Strategists Pillows

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

Chez Nous Menu

You're the puff in my pastry!

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

To do before Saturday...

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Two boys eating ice cream

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Bored Baker

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"It's a dessert island...!"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"