Sweet Treat Strategists Pillows

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

You're the puff in my pastry!

Chez Nous Menu

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

To do before Saturday...

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Two boys eating ice cream

Making healthy eating bearable.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Bored Baker

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"It's a dessert island...!"

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"