Snack Strategists Pillows

'I've got the 'fat bastard' gene.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

According to my CPS, the Millers, Hudsons and Morgans are giving out healthy stuff. Candy Positioning System.

'Decisions, decisions ... '

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

The Feeglemans devised a great way to defray babysitting costs.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Pull and all nighter...

Champagne

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

Christmas Canapes

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.