School Snack Strategist Pillows

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Walking To School Simulator

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"In da house"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Christmas Canapes

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Soccer Moms

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."