School Snack Strategist Pillows

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Pull and all nighter...

Champagne

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Walking To School Simulator

"In da house"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Christmas Canapes

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Guac-A-Mole"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'