Snacktime Strategist Pillows

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Pull and all nighter...

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."